Siri interpreted “tofu” (soy bean cake) as “TOEFL” (Test of English as a Foreign Language). Which seems a stretch, really.
Passed a so very Seattle storefront, this morning: “Teriyaki, Beer, Vapes”. Oh, Seattle.
Little man is home today, sick. Our lunch together was Top Ramen, while listening to Iron Maiden. That kid’s got style!
Waiting to board at SJC, while listening to The Layover, by Evidence. Let’s hope this isn’t self-fulfilling.
Two construction workers on public transit: “Ah, man. Stephen Hawking died. The whole world just got a lot dumber.” Never underestimate the power of science and knowledge to penetrate the world, and never underestimate construction workers!
I, Anonymous: My Disabled Daughter Is a Person, Not Your After-School Special www.thestranger.com/i-anonymo…
How the Myth of the Artistic Genius Excuses the Abuse of Women www.nytimes.com/2017/11/1…
Having a Cyndi Lauper dance party with the kids. It’s a good evening.
Contact high on the 124 this morning; hell of a start to the day. Would’ve expected the smokers to be mellower, with all the THC drifting.
My new favorite term: “skewmorphic”
Hereby replaces “skeuomorphic”, courtesy @usna92
Gent on Link has a bullring, tattoos, and giant Bluetooth headphones; reading the comics page, and doing the Jumble. Well played.
I am now old enough that people only call me “bro” if they’ve known me for decades, or are trying to sell me something.
No, not the lack of shirt or shoes. Nor the extreme farmers tan. What makes it art, mostly naked man, riding the bus? The gold chains.
New favorite shirt, spotted on Link: “Science doesn’t care what you believe”
Whilst not twins, new items must be duplicate, stylistically appropriate for each, and come in both favorite colors. Interesting beasts.
When searching Amazon, I’d love a toggle for
companies I might actually have heard of.
In 5 days (as he is fond of reminding me) our eldest will be 7. Which seems nigh impossible, and yet there it is. Amazing.
Delightful! LeVar Burton Reads www.levarburtonpodcast.com
When the World Is Led by a Child nyti.ms/2qlI5J8
“He is thus the all-time record-holder of the Dunning-Kruger effect”
We have lost control of the spaceship, and the passengers are now in control. We are doomed. #parenting
“I did it yestermonth! That means the month before this month.” Love that boy.
This Tech Company’s Anti-Censorship Stance Is Helping Hate Speech m.motherjones.com/politics/…
A Little-Noticed Target in the House Health Bill: Special Education https://nyti.ms/2p7n6Fy
Somebody asked if they should bring dessert. To my house. Where dwells a pastry chef. Something knife something gun something something.
Walked out the door. Into a thunderstorm. Pretty sure the doorway was a portal from Seattle to Miami. This will end well.